tkoc

[[PDM] stiltz]

Lenz and I are playing on www.tkoc.net and it is quite enjoyable. We can have 7 people in our kingdom (we can always start another kingdom if more people want to play). Evern if you don't want to play sign up and send us your goods (gold, metal, peasants, etc...) we are "The land of PDM" the password is thermal...

Souza is signed up too but he doesn't play the game... =\

its fun...

oh and btw (1 day in that game = 1 hour real time)

-StIltz

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

I have a Kingdom, and have been playing since the start of the age. My kingdom is called "Silence Falling" and is #68...

What kingdom number is your kingdom???

AND- what is you guys's stats??? I won't be attacking you(obviously) but wanted to know what you guys are at...

-Tony.

[[PDM] stiltz]

Kingdom 182... come join us... we need a protector/ someone to give us goods... =]

[white feather]

Woa, how do you play??
im all lost at the login screen :S

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Whoever is PDM in my kingdom in TKOC- your army is too small for me to send you finances... Once you build it up a little, I will be able to help you out better.

-Tony.

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

i play Utopia, i dont know if any of you have ever played it, but it is the largest multiplayer game in the world...but ill give tkoc a shot, even though it looks like a cheap takeoff of Utopia

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

can someone tell me how to set up a prov in one of your kingdoms...or make me one, lol, i want to give it a shot but dont know what im doing

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Go to THIS LINK HERE (http://www.tkoc.net/reg.html) and then create a new account. Create an account under "Land of PDM(# 182)", the official PDM kingdom of the Kingdoms of Chaos game, or under "Silence Falling(# 68)", my little kingdom. After that, you are pretty much ready to go... Most things are self explanatory, but take a good look through on the guide that they have for the game- THE GUIDE COULD BE RIGHT HERE (http://www.tkoc.net/guide.html) - and have a joyful, joyful time playing the game... But only when you have time from playing DoD, you know...

-Tony.

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

thanks...im in now if you havent seen

[evillama]

so im trying to play tkoc and almost every time i try to do something it gives me a runtime error box and forces me to restart my comp. its really pissing me off and was wondering if anyone knows what the hell it means.

[nova]

Originally posted by UBSwissCheesedUp
i play Utopia, i dont know if any of you have ever played it, but it is the largest multiplayer game in the world...but ill give tkoc a shot, even though it looks like a cheap takeoff of Utopia


i think halflife goes down under that.... or doom

[[PDM] quick]

Originally posted by [PDM] evillama
so im trying to play tkoc and almost every time i try to do something it gives me a runtime error box and forces me to restart my comp. its really pissing me off and was wondering if anyone knows what the hell it means.

it means your computer is the lamest thing ever.

[evillama]

tru dat...biotch

[[PDM] stiltz]

Here's how we finished in the tkoc world:

_____________________ _acres___net worth
#150 PDM by way of DoD......1389.......157684 Stiltz
#208 UBSwissCheesedUp.....1060.......109047 Cheese
#209 llamacountry................1058........101977 evillama
#221 Caen.............................980.........93714 Lenz
#308 Land of Marty................604.........69025 PartyMarty

We didn't do too bad considering we joined the world about a month before its demise... lol

Those are out of 486 other provinces... so w00t

[evillama]

are those numbers in front of our names our rank?

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Yeah, those numbers our everybodies ranks...

HAHAHA- I was getting attacked repeatedly by a few of the top guys everytime I went over 1500 acres and in the end, I managed to do alright:

Rank: 99
Province Name: Ubivity
Kingdom #: 68
Total Acres: 1918
Total Networth: 252,463

Next time- I would like to make the top 10%... This time, I was in the top 25%...

[white feather]

Woa, good job dude... i think ihad like 300 acres... hehe, so im still waiting for the update3 to be over.. so till then ,

[|3lue |3ull]

What is a good race to use?

[evillama]

they all have their ups and downs...so do what i do and just pick which one you think is cooler:shrug11:

[white feather]

true dat , but for everyone else, chose elves ;)

[evillama]

elves being the coolest...yes choose elves

[white feather]

heheh, yea :D

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

I would have to agree with Elves as the wisest choice... Though not as strong as Orcs in attacking, or as strong as Dwarves in defense, BUT Elves magic is the overall best. Especially Enchanted Land... It increases all resources by between 7.5-10%. Tis nice. As well as other spells for attacking and such that Dwarves and Orcs and Undead cannot cast, and even though Humans can cast it, it isn't as strong as when the Elves do.

[white feather]

WHENS THE UPDATE GOING TO BE OVER???

[[PDM] stiltz]

when the new age starts I shall start a new kingdom of PDM and I shall let you all know... if there are more than 7 players we will have to start land of PDM 2.0 lol

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

elves yes, im going to attack with rangers and go straight defense with pegasus riders...

[white feather]

What?! hey do we get to change our provinence and stuff, cuz i messed up with that.. *innocent grin*

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

STILTZ!!!! THE NEW AGE IS UP!!!! MAKE THE KD!!!

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

I created a kingdom and I didn't know Lenz had... This is the name right now:

Sears, Roebuck, & Co.

If you want to join, feel free. I don't think there is a password, but if it prompts for one, use this one- ubidoob .

#99 last time, this time- much better!!!

[white feather]

Whens it actually start????

[BlaZE]

from what ive heard this sounds too much like utopia... i played that game for awhile and liked it but i didnt play for like 3-6 days and it deleted my account:bawl: .....o well.....but that has made me not want to play this one....srry guys

[BlaZE]

now that i look at it though.....seems much easier than utopia....ill give it a shot i guess

[LeNz]

for all who are playing in the world of tkoc, in the relations menu there is a bar called politics, in there u can chose ur king... me and stiltz are currently running. i am taking this oppurtunity to let you all kno that i am runnung and that u dont have to vote for stilts just becuase he is the leader of this clan. With all due respect to stilts, i beleive my self to be a much stronger and better leader and strategizer in this game :) ... so cast your votes and let the fun begin :)

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

The way I play, whoever has the highest networth, gets the vote- that is how you should do it in your kingdom too...

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

actually i have played utopia for 3-4 years, so i have alot of experience with these games, Lenz may be good but i think we should adopt the way ammo does it in his kd...im pretty sure i will be our monarch then :P


:kneel:

[LeNz]

note- shoalin- (my province) has highest net.

[LeNz]

ahh craporz nevamind, UB jus took leed

[[PDM] stiltz]

Originally posted by [PDM] LeNz
ahh craporz nevamind, UB jus took leed

its a never ending battle for highest networth @ this point in the game since we are all starting off fresh...

and btw... I have the highest net worth ATM.

[LeNz]

lolz @ stiltz... i am now bak in the leed for netwerth in game but stiltz... i gotta tell ya, i think i have the highest networth on credit card payments due :)

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

and i surge back into the lead!

[LeNz]

grrrrr

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

What kingdom number is your kingdom???

[[PDM] stiltz]

Kingdom #37 yo...

we gonna roxor everyone elses soxors...

hehee

[LeNz]

jus wanna take the time to note that both me and UBSWISS are on the top 50 provinces list in ALL the kingdoms in all the WORLD for both networth and acres!!! me in 38th for acres and 37st for netwerth! and UBswiss is in an awesomly 7th place in netwerth and 11th in acres.... totally awesome bro.. congrats, keep up the good werk, lets get our kingdom up on the top 10 list!!!! we can definatly do it! :)

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

yep, i am doing great, and so is the rest of the kingdom, we have a few inexperienced players, but they are progressively getting better...i see a good age coming

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

victory is mine!

im now the #1 Networth province in all of tkoc!

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

I am the number 37th province... I would have been higher but I forgot to build my military buildings!!! Oh well... I am still in the top 50, that will have to suffice...

BTW- NICE WORK UBSWISS!!! You are seriously owning all!!! Keep it up- show them who is boss!!! Err, something like that.

[white feather]

Tony... You got an alliance with us, i mean kd number 37?

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

white...not exactly an alliance, but we have a NAP, its all in the forums in TKOC, which i insist everyone look at everytime they come in:D

[b 0 n g s]

have any of you tried outwar..thats fun also

congrats UB on being amazing in ur game

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

What, pray tell is a NAP- outside of something I personally enjoy doing during the afternoon??? Or for that matter, any time of day.

[[PDM] stiltz]

non aggression pact

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

neither kingdom attacks, thieves, or casts evil magic on the other kingdom...hence non-agression pact


im still pwning at TKOC...

:kneel:

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Ah, I get it now... Ok, sounds good.

P.S. BTW- ubiswissedcheesedup- How did you ever come to talk to kingdom 38??? Or 37??? Whichever one isn't your kingdom... The other guys we are in a NAP with...

I kinda think they are cool, and have been talking to them recently, but never knew of them before The Skull Guy, got ahold of me, saying he spoke to you... Good guys.

AND lastly- if you get a chance and want to join a little "war"- kill Kingdom 22. They have been going after one of the guys in my kingdom since last age or so and they aren't too strong either, except for Amber Mines.

[[PDM] stiltz]

Free World in KD 22 has 1400 warriors (peasants) and no axe men or defenders... he has 666 acres of land! Nail him he could be a resource dump for their big prov.

twilight has 479 acres and only 183 pikeman and 400 pesants...

the rest I forgot.. but you could nail them and Swiss could nail the big guy

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

hmm...its enticing, but i can nail the #3 prov, i have enough offense now...i think ill go for him

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

victory is mine...

UBSwissCheesedUp attacked the province of Hithernil(#69). UBSwissCheesedUp won and stole 122 acres

[[PDM] stiltz]

I attacked #33 Elven whatever his name was and stole 118 acres with 6750 off points.. he still has lots of acreage... hit him hardcore... =]

w00t to attacking people..

[[PDM] stiltz]

OMG... someone fess up!

WHO BROKE MY TKOC?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! as of 9:50am on wednesday June 16th I still get a 404 error from tkoc.net...

:angry: :bawl:

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

the page doesnt work for me...i think the site is down, that or it got hacked, ppl do that all the time to other games like TKOC, such as utopia...

TKOC's ppl are not that fast when it comes to server maintence, so patience

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Yeah, I am a little upset it is down. I am surely going to get rocked hard when I come back from Amber Mines, because I attacked one of their provinces(Hastings)... Unless, when the site goes back up, if I can get on their before them and cast Physical Shield on myself again...

Hmmm, I will have to see how this turns out.
AND- hopefully they will give us our finances from the time the server was down(my main online game, Mech Crusaders, does that) and then I will be so freaking rich. Until I spend it all on my military.

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

yeah making 155k an hour i probably have close to 4.5 mil now...

Bling Bling

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

I suppose I could deal with making that kind of money. I usually do, but not until near the end of the game...

[white feather]

WHATS WRONG WITH TKOC?!?! *cries* no, ferreals, what happend, did it just like poof and disapear?

[[PDM] stiltz]

Originally posted by white feather
no, ferreals, what happend, did it just like poof and disapear? '

couldn't have said it better myself...

and yes thats the story

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

I am all angsty feeling now. I just want tkoc back.

[evillama]

c'mon guys cheer up. look at the bright side; when it comes back up we might all have a whole crapload of money. *crosses fingers*

[[PDM] stiltz]

Originally posted by [PDM] evillama
c'mon guys cheer up. look at the bright side; when it comes back up we might all have a whole crapload of money. *crosses fingers*

so will everyone else tho... it would be like catch up for the guys we had been attacking....

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

F-A-R-M-I-N-G time when the game comes back!!!

I eagerly anticipate this...

[white feather]

what if it all starts over again!? man that means swiss and stiltz and i and everyone else would have to redo their whole thing again.! noooo, i was just getin the hang of it. .. grrrr, but cha tony, Farming sounds good :D

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

this is really getting to me, everytime i get on my comp i go to TKOC and say PLZ!! PLZ!! PLZ!!

but no...

gah!:cry: :mad1: :cheese:

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

i watch the minutes, slowly ticking away as i wait for my TKOC to come back online...waiting, passing away, expiring my mind is becoming...

*curls up in fetal position*

so cold...

[[PDM] stiltz]

Originally posted by UBSwissCheesedUp
i watch the minutes, slowly ticking away as i wait for my TKOC to come back online...waiting, passing away, expiring my mind is becoming...

*curls up in fetal position*

so cold...

I feel the same way... I too go to my computer often and check to see if my precious tkoc is back working...

:bawl: :steamed: :cry: :mad1: :curse:

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Dude, if we all have to start over again, we need to join the same kingdom... Except for Swiss, who was far ahead of the rest of us, our individual provinces were pretty closely placed, networth wise, and if we made a "power kingdom" of sorts, we would easily have the highest kingdom networth average...

(Props to Matt for coming up with this... He is at work, so could not post it himself.)

AND- my idea here- if we were all in the same kingdom, in order to create a "protector" faster, we could dump some of our smaller resources into one guy(say Swiss) and get him ahead faster... It would only be the single greatest manuever EVER!!!

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

its a tactic used in utopia alot, called feeding, the one prov explores alot...

but i do not need to explore i hit for land, so if you guys will let me be i will get off to the same start, while another prov can grow at the same rate maybe faster...

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Cool. I didn't know that. Very interesting indeed.

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

jump! sing! dance!


The Kingdom of Chaos will be back online within 24 hours!
- webmaestro @ 20.06.2004 01:00 (GMT)

thats 4-5pm tomorrow

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

TKOC is officially back online! everything is the same basically, samr kds and such, but they had to backtrack to the last update, so noone is filthy rich, the last time i had finished my espionage knowledge, but now i have 13 days left...:mad:

well guys lets keep doing well!

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

oh yeah...if many of you want i might start posting my strats, ideas for the kd, etc, to try and make our kds elite...

also anwser questions...im here for TKOC help

[evillama]

i just logged in to tkoc, it sucks. i was halfway done with metal weapons knowledge saving for elite units, and i had like 3000 recruits, 500 rangers and 1000 archers in training. they are gone...woe is me.

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Yeah, I have also lost all of my training stuff... This is anti- good. I attacked some clod with weak defenses cuz they are [expletive deleted] and then I saved some nickels and these two really cool pennies to train a larger military and sent them to training but only to have the server go to hell and lose it all...

[white feather]

omg..... i was.... i was.... learning..... and then...... it all stopped...... i feel... unknowledgable.... what to do.... goto the 85 temples i built... and pray.....

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

for all yoou who wondered what happened to TKOC, its explained here...

http://www.tkoc.net/scripts/forum.php?forumID=5&threadID=466

[[PDM] stiltz]

So yeah... solomania wants to die apparently... I have been attacking him and winning with 14k off points... however, make sure your defenses are up too because his other buddies are retaliating back against me now but aren't getting as much land back as I am stealing from them...

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Hehehe...

They, and apparently one of OUR allies are tearing me a new one...

Happy, happy, joy, joy,
Ima fugging chew toy!!!

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

So... Yeah... I am getting fugged up by EVERYONE who is highly ranked in tkoc right now... Systematically SCREWED UP!!! If this continues, I am just going to delete my account... I am a dead man.

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

hey tony or matt...who is Minnesota in your kingdom?

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Dunno... Just some guy.
I talk to him sometimes though...

How come you ask?

[evillama]

no idea, and i am also curious as to why you are asking the question that was previously stated in the post before ammos post about the province in tkoc.

[[PDM] stiltz]

New age is starting soon for tkoc... We will be starting up again this age without Swiss though... So lets get in there and rock the other kingdoms...

=]

[BlaZE]

stiltz wut happened to ur province???

[[PDM] stiltz]

Originally posted by BlaZE
stiltz wut happened to ur province???

I left it in charge of Swiss when I left and he didn't log in to check on it so it got deleted for inactivity...

=\

[evillama]

in defense of swiss, he accidentally lost your account info and tried his best to get ahold of you. but alas, you were unreachable. so even if he wanted to have kept up on your account he couldnt have.

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

im really sorry stiltz, but you did not really miss out on anything, and i was without the internet for 7 days anyway...

[[PDM]PartyMarty]

Yeah the new age has arrived. I created a new kingdom for all that wish to play. Lets try to Melee some arse this time.

The kingdom information is as follows,

Kingdom: Die by Melee (#8)
Password: 21BaWlS8 (its a lowercase L)

[[PDM] stiltz]

Kingdom: PDM - Melee Style
Password: thermal


A new age has started in tkoc! cu there...

[[PDM]PartyMarty]

and lets all go under ONE kingdome so we have a chance this time not go into little 3 man kingdoms pron to attacks by larger ones.

[[PDM] stiltz]

so far it is just Marty and I... no one else wishes to join us?

[ProtO VivantA]

nah they are playing koc now.

[[PDM] stiltz]

ProtO VivantA']nah they are playing koc now.

bah... that game is confusing to my head... =\

-=StIlTz=-

[evillama]

they all get boring, i played both and stopped playing both after two ages. its the same thing over and over again and youll never be the top kingdom because of the alliances and whatnot already formed so it doesnt matter.

[[PDM] stiltz]

alliances are new this year in tkoc... there is a menu dealy for it and everything that the king has access to...

-=StIlTz=-

[b 0 n g s]

stiltz']alliances are new this year in tkoc... there is a menu dealy for it and everything that the king has access to...

-=StIlTz=-


Bah Play outwar!

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

negatory ray

[BlaZE]

srry guys im not playin this age...last age i got murdered cuz i didnt log on enough

[[PDM] stiltz]

A new age for TKOC has started. I am all alone in my kingdom... Whoever wants to play I am in kingdom Agressors by Melee and the password is thermal... come join me...

-=StIlTz=-

[cockroach]

i am looking at the game.
if i don't like it you get some resources anyway.

[cockroach]

lol vasti and me are in the thick of it now
i tried to recruit some more we will see :P

[[PDM] stiltz]

Yep if we could get a full kingdom it would be great...

=]

-=StIlTz=-

[cockroach]

so ammo started your own again?
I attaxxor you if you don't join us:D
sent a bug plaigue

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Ouch... Harsh Roach, harsh.

Although, yes- if you want company- let me know. I'm not joining up with the guys I did last age or the chaps from the age before. I want to see how many different consecutive kingdoms I can be in and end in the top ten. I'm two in a row right now- let's make it three.

I'm Terricloth Paradise(#42). If you want to merge, declare me allies with the merge option on and we can hook up. Only thought- highest networth kingdom should get king vote. It's never been me, so don't fret- I'm not trying to steal it from anyone.

And yes, my stats are bad right now. I just started last night. But in 24 hours, I'll have tripled my acres(~600). That should get me back into the running.

Lemme know.

[cockroach]

merge option were?

[[PDM] stiltz]

ammo you should merge with us!

[cockroach]

Ouch... Harsh Roach, harsh.
to get back on this:D
you ain't with us you are against us.
you need an enemy in this game and of all the othere i know you best:)
just tactics.
and an attack from you to me will be an attack on our kingdom and you are all alone there :D

[cockroach]

stiltz']ammo you should merge with us!
he better!!111 :gunner:

[[PDM] stiltz]

he better!!111 :gunner:

I have declared him an ally and checked the merge option! let the games begin!

[cockroach]

stiltz']I have declared him an ally and checked the merge option! let the games begin!
downside!
I need to pick a new enemy:"(
lol

[[PDM] stiltz]

downside!
I need to pick a new enemy:"(
lol

oh there are plenty of others... trust me =]

[cockroach]

can't see what benefit that merge brings.
what does it do were can i read that.

[[PDM] stiltz]

the merge option would combine our kingdoms so we would have 4 instead of 3. =]

Then we just need 3 more people to join up quick like so we can be a formidable kingdom!

-=StIlTz=-

[cockroach]

he does not show up in our kingdom.
it just feels I loose a good enemy,but ill see what happens:)
I am probably missing someting

[cockroach]

http://www.tkoc.net/scripts/forum.php?forumID=11&threadID=5766
ok i think he will be in once the protection wears of.

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

greetings TKOC noobs, it is I swiss, your pwner in TKOC, i am the monarch of kd#16, solinari, as well as a member of the directorate of the Alliance HAL, if you guys need any help whatsoever feel free to msg ur boy in game...

[cockroach]

greetings TKOC noobs, it is I swiss, your pwner in TKOC, i am the monarch of kd#16, solinari, as well as a member of the directorate of the Alliance HAL, if you guys need any help whatsoever feel free to msg ur boy in game...lol a new potential enemy :P.
is the site down often?
i hate this:P

[b 0 n g s]

outwar is way better then tkoc WAY better play that be my ling and be cool....

outwar>tkoc anyday.

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Swiss- were you solinari last round too???!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? What rank did you end @? I got the ruined at the end of last age, lost 150k networth (I think) two days before the end of the age.

Anyway, I'd have hit the merge option myself but I didn't know what KD# you were. AND- I don't show up as an ally right now because I haven't clicked the merge option from my kingdom. Once the game is running again, I will click it and we will become allies next tick.

As for getting three more provinces to give us a Solid Seven- I should be able to take care of that. I've had some pretty good luck trolling through the kingdom's and finding good guys to merge with my prior kingdoms.

Anyway, that said- I hope the game works soon. I want to play tkoc!

Dynasty: if outwar was better than tkoc- I'd be playing outwar and not tkoc. Since I'm not, it's safe to conclude that outwar isn't better. I had an outwar account in days past, but I deleted it because it had to be done. Glad you like outwar though. If you didn't- who would?

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

i was Lord of Chaos in #21 last age, i ended up #15, but this age i am solinari, i cant convince my kingdom or our other 2 allied kingdoms to not attack you guys, but personally i will not...

[cockroach]

i was Lord of Chaos in #21 last age, i ended up #15, but this age i am solinari, i cant convince my kingdom or our other 2 allied kingdoms to not attack you guys, but personally i will not...
21 be ready :P gona attack!!!111

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

WHAT?!?!

You were in #21? Wow... I was in #6, Sweetness. Your smaller ally that you regularly attacked... Remember those guys? Yeah, that was me. I was Ti Mi Shu.

[cockroach]

21 be ready :P gona attack!!!111

Gods of Light(# 16)

[4tomix reborn]

i hit 1,000,000 thugs on outwar :)

is there a stay the same league on TKOC or just a CL

[UBSwissCheesedUp]

yeah, ammo i had no idea you were ti mi shu....thats funny, but yes, i suggest the wonderful guys in 42 leave the guys in 15-17 alone...=]

[[PDM] stiltz]

, but yes, i suggest the wonderful guys in 42 leave the guys in 15-17 alone...=]


I like how you all have co-ordinated kingdom images... lol =] they are cute...

we have one that is teh sex... mr.coupon!

-=StIlTz=-

[cockroach]

so me robbing from swiss 2x is an attack?
I was good tho:D

[[PDM] Ammofodder]

Who wouldn't want to be hanging with mr. coupon?!?

And yes roach- attacking swiss and co. is bad. And by bad I mean, shouldn't be done. I wouldn't do it any more if I were you. Later on, something like that could come back to haunt you. And, it helps the whole NAP/ally/whatever status by not attacking him.

Just a suggestion though.

[cockroach]

Ammofodder']Who wouldn't want to be hanging with mr. coupon?!?

And yes roach- attacking swiss and co. is bad. And by bad I mean, shouldn't be done. I wouldn't do it any more if I were you. Later on, something like that could come back to haunt you. And, it helps the whole NAP/ally/whatever status by not attacking him.

Just a suggestion though.
yea but it feels so good:)