DOD problems some one help me

[Deeds]

i cant get into dod it says.............unable to allocate 40.00 MB.............everyone knows i suck with comps someone help me

[cockroach]

lol thats a weird one!
go to your steam/steamapps/youraccount/ and cut the folder day of defeat and paste it some were save!

than start dod and tell me what it say's!

[Deeds]

i knew youd answer back roachy..................what do you mean paste somewhere save??????

[evillama]

i think he meant "safe"

[cockroach]

sorry I fall asleep:(
just cut and make sure it's in a diverend spot! trashcan is also good!
that day of defeat folder has no real value so if you dont have special settings delete it!
if your dod works now it was an error in there.
if not we peel of another layer

[Boz0]

ide personaly hack into the main frame reroute the cpu and then direct the link to your harddrive :D

[Kplu]

But BoZo, you have to bypass the 7-layer 128-bit geosynchronous encryption. And on top of all that theres probably a trip-trap in the form of a hydrolator coil rigged up to a GPS motion tracking biscuit! But not to worry, I have the answer. Use sub7 to reroute the difibulator matrix, then when the security bot is buisy running diagnostics on the missing satalite uplink protocol you cut the blue wire. Problem solved. Oh yeah, deeds: check your hard drive, how much free space is left? Okay, then once the blue wire is cut your safe from malitious computer viruses giving you influenza. (get your flu shot, they're going quick) now what you need to do is break into the gateway system to gain a password to restricted file structure. You can use a worm to search out the needed passcodes. Now that you have the passcodes you should have no trouble using a backdoor to gain access to the DNS. Change the protocol from POP3 to HTML and set packet forewarding via UDP to the 'disabled' state. then make sure you change the network subnet mask from 255.255.255.0 to 127.0.0.1 and the port from 80 to 27015. Now your rerouting the mail destenation to an unknown third party. Only a few simple stepps left to follow: You have to cover your tracks so that no one can follow you back to your terminal. set your watch to countdown 30 secconds for this part, because you have to do it quick before that security bot realizes that he has been living a lie and decides to file divorce papers. okay, ready? good. You need to find the RAID protocol, it will be 0, 1, or 6 and then set it to 100. then you need to set the network sharing to 'enabled' and make sure you give all groups access rights to read, write, delete, append, and execute. now that thats done you need to de-encrypt the NTFS file system, remove the regoin code and re-encrypt it as FAT-32. Be careful not to do this as FAT-16 because it wont work, that security bot will decide that he does not, in fact, want a divorce because of what it would do to the kids. now all you have to do is set the CPU IRQ to 14 and then make sure that the ISA expansion bus is re-routed to your IP address. Hope that 30 seconds isn't up yet because you have to close the connection and come up with a good excuse when your mother asks why the FBI is there.

[Boz0]

good point if forgot some minor details but i prety much summed it up for ya deeds... but kplu has a good step-by-step tutorial
NJ ON THE TUTORIAL KPLU!

[Deeds]

k you guys maybe you havent herd........all i know how to do with a computer is turn it on and click on dod or aim kkkkkkkkk..........english pleaseee would be apprecitated.........ihavent played dod for 4 days when i go into a server i get to where i pick a team and it exits steam????????????????HELP

[cockroach]

wel you should know some basic things!
do as i say bozo and kplu are screwing with you!

[Deeds]

k soo whats the next layer roach

[cockroach]

we come to that after you done my first advice!

[Deeds]

i did delete the dod folder roach

[cockroach]

well i8 need to know what happens after you start dod?\

[Deeds]

it is just like normal cept when i go into a server after i pick a team it exits dod

[cockroach]

it is just like normal cept when i go into a server after i pick a team it exits doddo you gexit to your desktop or to thee game menu.
if you see the game menu,hit your console button and read what it say's

[Deeds]

nope desktop

[cockroach]

but it starting to sound that your hardware drivers are out of date!

[cockroach]

start dod go to options and chek the video settings.
put them on opengl if they are not

[cockroach]

i did delete the dod folder roach
not the dod folder the dayofdefeat folder needs to be deleted.
also make sure steam is closed!

[cockroach]

if you have msn i can help you remote,i will fix it for sure.

[Deeds]

you did it roachy thanx man new you could help!! :D

[cockroach]

:)
cool!
be carefull on other servers!sounds like your config was hacked!

[cockroach]

here is the cure agains slowhacking http://steampowered.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/steampowered.cfg/php/enduser/std_adp.php?p_faqid=170&p_created=1093411635&p_sid=VdPMmOnh&p_lva=&p_sp=cF9zcmNoPTEmcF9zb3J0X2J5PSZwX2dyaWRzb3J0PSZwX 3Jvd19jbnQ9MiZwX3NlYXJjaF90eXBlPXNlYXJjaF9ubCZwX3B yb2RfbHZsMT0mcF9jYXRfbHZsMT0mcF9jYXRfbHZsMj0mcF9wY WdlPTEmcF9zZWFyY2hfdGV4dD1zbG93aGFja2luZw**&p_li=

[Deeds]

okay ty

[Boz0]

ide personaly hack into the main frame reroute the cpu and then direct the link to your harddrive :D
Kplu']But BoZo, you have to bypass the 7-layer 128-bit geosynchronous encryption. And on top of all that theres probably a trip-trap in the form of a hydrolator coil rigged up to a GPS motion tracking biscuit! But not to worry, I have the answer. Use sub7 to reroute the difibulator matrix, then when the security bot is buisy running diagnostics on the missing satalite uplink protocol you cut the blue wire. Problem solved. Oh yeah, deeds: check your hard drive, how much free space is left? Okay, then once the blue wire is cut your safe from malitious computer viruses giving you influenza. (get your flu shot, they're going quick) now what you need to do is break into the gateway system to gain a password to restricted file structure. You can use a worm to search out the needed passcodes. Now that you have the passcodes you should have no trouble using a backdoor to gain access to the DNS. Change the protocol from POP3 to HTML and set packet forewarding via UDP to the 'disabled' state. then make sure you change the network subnet mask from 255.255.255.0 to 127.0.0.1 and the port from 80 to 27015. Now your rerouting the mail destenation to an unknown third party. Only a few simple stepps left to follow: You have to cover your tracks so that no one can follow you back to your terminal. set your watch to countdown 30 secconds for this part, because you have to do it quick before that security bot realizes that he has been living a lie and decides to file divorce papers. okay, ready? good. You need to find the RAID protocol, it will be 0, 1, or 6 and then set it to 100. then you need to set the network sharing to 'enabled' and make sure you give all groups access rights to read, write, delete, append, and execute. now that thats done you need to de-encrypt the NTFS file system, remove the regoin code and re-encrypt it as FAT-32. Be careful not to do this as FAT-16 because it wont work, that security bot will decide that he does not, in fact, want a divorce because of what it would do to the kids. now all you have to do is set the CPU IRQ to 14 and then make sure that the ISA expansion bus is re-routed to your IP address. Hope that 30 seconds isn't up yet because you have to close the connection and come up with a good excuse when your mother asks why the FBI is there.
wel you should know some basic things!
do as i say bozo and kplu are screwing with you!

LOL! Does that even sound right?11?11!?1?1!?!!!
at least some1 gets us...
we are so misunderstood kplu :'(
EDIT: lots of quoting :D think that might be a world record!!1!!!!1111!

[Kplu]

Biggest Bull**** post ever. I got all my knowlege of hacxoring from movies like swordfish and hackers.

I would just like to draw attention to the hydralator coil motion tracking biscuit. Think its plain or buttermilk?

[Boz0]

btw kplu its not BoZo... its Boz0
BoZo is the guy that thinks hes cool for sopying my name a.k.a. gordanfeeman wonder where he got that one from too :/

[Softer Sin aka Rolands Ex gf]

You guys are fu****g hilarious.......LMAO Kaplu.




See you out there Roland's girlfriend Claira

[Boz0]

hey claira(sp?) havnt seen you around much... i miss you!! :P
see ya around

[Kplu]

Im sorry, all hail Boz0 thats bow-zoh, b-o-z-zero, my mistake. Is there actually someone in the 24/7 caen server under the name BoZo?

[Boz0]

yes... his name is gordanfreeman in here... wonder where got those 2 names from...???
and there is a bozo but he dosnt talk crap liek BoZo and iv only seen him once...
but there can only be 1 true bozo and thats Boz0